(Actual letter sent to the U.K permanent representative to the United Nations.)
Permanent Representative: H.E. Sir John Sawers
Deputy Permanent Representative: Mr. Philip Parham
Permanent Mission of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to the United Nations
One Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, 885 Second Avenue
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Ph. +1 (212) 745-9200
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AI Index: MDE 14/028/2011 (Public)
News Service No: 141
Letter dated 15th of March 2011 to the Secretary-General & the International Community of White People(excluding the Russians) on the Security Council.
Seems like everyone in Kenya is writing to the U.N Security Council. So why not? This chain letter was originally started by the Orange Democratic Party(ODM) in the hope of bringing relief and happiness to tired Nyanza politicians.The Letter also hopes to divert attention from the fact that 60% of Kenyans support the ICC but 95% think Ocampo’s list is incomplete.
Unlike most chain letters, this one will not cost you any money or promise good health and success. It is simply a letter to aid you in your global conspiracy to install Raila Odinga as CEO of Kenya next year.So please send a copy of this letter to your fellow european or white ambassadors on the security council and other international friends of ODM [NGO’s] we might have missed who are equally tired and involved in this intricate global conspiracy. (please exclude the Russians – they never cooperate on such issues)Then bundle up all letters and send them to the media with the name that appears at the top of the list, and don’t forget to add your name to the bottom of it.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive sensational press coverage in one of our local Kenyan newspapers preferably the now ODM-friendly Daily Nation.It will of course be accompanied by a brief cooked up analysis of how our letters sunk our current Vice President and sworn Raila nemesis Hon Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka. Also note that the chain will continue until everyones name gets to the top of the list and we all get free press coverage.
Have Faith “Dont break the Chain !!!!”.We hope to see you on the front page very soon!
One very bored Kenyan
P.S We only wrote this letter when we realized that it was fashionable for any Tom, Dick and Harry in Kenya to pen off a letter to members of the Security Council.
Ambassador: H.E. Susan E. Rice
Ambassador: H.E. Mr. Alejandro Daniel Wolff
Permanent Mission of the United States to the United Nations
Permanent Representative: H.E. Mr. Jean-Maurice Ripert
Deputy Permanent Representative: Mr. Jean-Pierre Lacroix
Permanent Mission of France to the United Nations